Twin Peaks notes
- Mar 1
- 10 min read

Hey guys, 2026 is the year of conscientious consumption for me. I'm being super intentional about my content imbibement. I wanna watch more movies than I ever have and listen to more music and watch the most TV than I ever have in my life maybe. Why? I don't know. Maybe because the world at large feels dangerous and disgraceful and this winter has been long and beyond freezing and I need to imbibe art in order to feel safe and inspired until life becomes easily survivable again.
I watched Twin Peaks in January and February because I had a crush on a young dude who told me to watch it and I'm 30 and I should have watched it by now anyways so that gave me the jumpstart I needed. When I started, I realized I watched Twin Peaks before, like 4 times but I got stuck and wouldn't watch past season 1 episode 6 each time, no idea why. One time my mom and I put it on in the background when we painted her living room and I didn't follow along. My siblings used to call me Killer Bob. I didn't even know the plot. So this time around in the spirit of conscientious consumption and because I felt like a freak for watching it over and over and not knowing a goddamn thing about the story, I wrote down every thought I had while watching. It was really fun and made me feel important. And the show moved me, like, I was able to experience the story deeply and meaningfully cus I made myself accountable to it. So, anyways, here are my thoughts, feelings, or anything I thought was notable or remarkable in chronological order of the complete series, Twin Peaks season 1 and 2 without episode references because I didn't keep track of them. Can't believe I finally completed it.
TWIN PEAKS
I'll see you in my dreams. Not if I see you first.
Fat chance
Kissing in the car
That car is all windows!
Laura Palmer looks beautiful dead, blue lips, seashells on her face.
Gilmore Girls character smoking in her locker - Audrey Horne
Bobby is annoying but funny
The principals sadness and her friend's sobs
The sheriff is awesome and seems calm
"Goodnight, sweetheart"
Kyle Machlachlan, scottish American, FBI
Twin Peaks, Washington
Douglas Firs
Beautiful doll-like women raped and murdered
Doctor's rubbing under the skirt on his tie of an embroidered hula dancer
Cocaine, I don't do drugs
Andy needs to switch careers, he's too penetrable
I always like Bobby, idk why
Long sleeve shirt under short sleeve
The illusion of power as a teenager
Still good to exercise it even as a test
I really don't like Nadine
I don't like Leo
I love the scene in the woods throwing rocks at the bottle
Dreams with Laura in the red room where the short guy is speaking backwards
I wish I drank as much delicious coffee as Agent Cooper
"We look like a couple of refugee beauty queens!"
I don't remember who Norma's husband should be
The therapist is such a freak, hilarious
Haha "what kind of cookies?"
Makes me wanna go to Washington
There's a fly on the teacup in Margaret's house
Hawk is handsome
Sheriff is soooooo handsome
The music is sooo good and spooky
LOL when she pours champagne on his shoe at the work party
Makes me wanna smoke and go outside
Small town human trafficking
Twin peaks is like my boobs, twin peaks
I like the bird in the intro
Intro song makes me sad yet light, maybe apprehensive
Dipshit bellhop watching Cooper bleed out
Hey I know this big guy
"I'm lying on the floor of my room, I've been shot. There's a great deal of pain and a fair amount of blood." <3 I love this.
All things considered, it's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind
I would like to climb a tall hill
It goes without saying I would like to visit Tibet
"Doc, when the will is involved, the recuperative properties of the human body are extraordinary."
Mareseatoatsanddoeseatoatsandlittlelambseativy,akiddleeativytoowouldn'tyou
Andy needs a new job seriously
Him waggling back and forth after getting knocked around was funny
Melancholy is the word for the theme song
I like Albert's rudeness
Andy has feelings too he deserves respect
Lucy trust your gut that guy is scary
People really don't like James
The Norma/Ed/Nadine/Hank is an impossible situation. Not worth it
The scene of Bobby and his dad in the diner
I love Bobby so much
I wish nothing but the best for you, always
God help her miserable soul, I loved her
I remember this episode
Okay does everyone hate James because when he sings the song with Donna and cousin?
Albert's speech about nonviolence on the foundation of love then, "I love you, sheriff"
So is Lucy gonna have a baby?
Ep 4 Season 2 I'm getting tired
Killer Bob is really scary
Does Josie really like Sheriff? I guess it's complicated but I feel tricked by her I thought well okay so she got her $ and fled good for her
Who TF is this TW Wentz character? huge fake mustache, is it a woman?
The one armed man being inhabited by a spirit named Mike :-) that's fun
I like the voice
Bob's at the hotel
Season 2 is creepier
Missoula
Arresting Ben Horne is that his name? He was embarrassing
This is the sick shit that happens
Awww when Catherine reveals herself and her mans is happy and says she looks terrible cus her nasty costume
White horse in the Palmer's living room
Holy Shit Wait
What the Fuck is going On!!!!!
Is Bob Leland?!?? Or does he take over different people's bodies?
I'm so fucking confused is Leland the pedophile?
And then the baldies and the giant come back to play for a second but aren't much help
Donna sobbing in the bar
His hair is always done (Cooper's)
"In another world he may have been a seer, a shalom priest, in our world he's a shoe salesman and lives among the shadows"
I don't think this can be Leland who is also Bob. I really hope not. I don't want him to have killed his daughter I'm tired of that
What an unbelievable turn on events
Young girls as "threats" to grown men <---- Killllllllllll them as needed
"As your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest you get yourself a better lawyer"
Leland has Maddy in the trunk when he sees cooper, poor Cooper why couldn't he see her
Calling a man a sperm gun is funny
I love the woman who plays Gwen
Mike being able to smell Bob
Hank and Ernie Niles being conmen
Dice bolo tie - cool by phony
Catherine as Tojomuro is sooo funny
I'm so scared of Leland
My theory is that Bob molested Leland as a kid at his grandparents and Leland took that into his soul, never healed, and abuses others as "bob"
Need a massive darkwood empty pub in Washington like water rn
i love bobby
They're so careless with Leo haha yikes
I love the sheriff I have a crush on him
OKAY THIS IS TELEVISION BABY!!!
Major Briggs
Leland going crazy in the room and Hawk pointing a gun straight at him
The Lucy baby subplot is hilarious
I love how much Audrey loves Cooper. It's really nice
Shelly should not be stuck in that house with Leo all day that is sick
I'm liking the twist cus I'm glad it wasn't another murder that made him (Cooper) stay
Get Leo outta that home I'm so scared
"Men are always alright until they pull the trigger"
Damn so many plight of being a woman in a patriarchal culture plotlines
Josie comes back out of nowhere, I'm glad she's back
Nadine wrestling Mike
I think she's gonna kill him
The complete change of vibes after Leland died is crazy
Like this is lighthearted
Dick changing the tire setting up a whole picnic
Aww Catherine's a villain but I'm happy she's getting hers with Ben Horne another villain
Who TF is that? At the end of James' mistress's driveway
I TOLD Shelley to get TF OUT OF that house!! Could they have been any scarier with the clown shit
I do not know who the fuck Windom Earle is
Penetrating the aorta is very nasty
Audrey and Bobby colluding over candlelight as Shelley is literally in a horror film
This Leo/Shelley plot is literally the scariest thing ever
You taunt your braindead abusive husband for months or weeks with your lover and then it turns out he's awake and wants revenge
He wouldn't leave after that little stab, he'd chop her to bits
HA what!!! The blonde James mistress cutting the breaks on her husband's car!! Haha wtf
Norma looked so pretty there with Eddie? Don't even know if that's his name
Is James gonna go to jail for this?
I like the seriousness of Cooper explaining to Sheriff the story of Windom Earle, he had a lot of gravity
Cooper looks handsome with that cut on his face...
What! The mayor holding a massive long gun in the lobby
Who was his brother? I'm lost
I wanna go on a date with the sheriff so bad
Pete, that's his name, of that man
Who is Andrew??
The Leo reanimation plot is so crazy and still terrifies me
I just saw Windom Earle for the first time and it scared me
I got scared
Bobby mocking Sheriff, "Absolutelyy" was so hot I love him so much not for being hot just for him
I love Albert
I remember Albert loves nonviolence that's cool of him
Windom playing the wind instrument on a pile of rocks in a tan onesie that was weird
Oh I just saw Eddie full screen and I thought it was Ben Horne somehow and I got so confused when he kissed Norma's shoulder
This is such a tragic storyline
Eddie Norma and Nadine in bed together is so hilarious
I have no idea why she turned back into a highschooler
I can't remember Ben Horne's origin of mental breakdown either
I love Audrey
He looks massive in that room
How did Donna get into a closed bar oh it's just empty
I don't want Catherine to be evil
This blonde chick blowing smoke rings lol
Malcolm ew! Get out he wants to kill James and why? why?
Cooper looks so damn good when he's wearing the plaid shirt tucked in
I want gazpacho
Holy shit them recreating the Civil War is crazy
All wars are madness
Everyone acts really well I just realized these are actors not just twin peaks characters
First time I've liked Ben Horne, he looks so happy in a genuine way
Windom Earle seeing Cooper and smiling
This sexy ass rich stranger shocking Audrey
The first time I ever saw that actor look good and cute
Thomas and Allen in the elevator - Thomas says, "I don't believe in ghosts" Alan says, "Pity, such an appealing notion"
I don't remember or know the Alan/Thomas Eckhart story. I know one bought/married Josie?
After Josie dies I really really liked the sequence of Killer Bob and the dancing small red suit man in a spotlight in Coop's head
NOOOOO DONNA!!! DONT LET WINDOM EARLE IN!!!!!
Oh my god I'm really scared right now
They just in the house on the couch together
That wigged me out
I love how they love Lucy
Ok so Major Briggs got abducted?
The log is so awesome
Briggs saying "We all 3" referring to himself, the log, and the log's mom
Billy Zane singing to Audrey was so weird haha
He looks good with the pink orange leaves behind him
I love Audrey
She fed him an apple and he bit it right out of her hand
COOPER TUNE IN! Windom Earle is in the bar!
Is Cooper gonna fall for Norma's sister? I want him to fall for me
Love at first site
I do not remember Windom Earle's story I know it had to do with Caroline and his ex partner
Oh no :( Sheriff went crazy :(
I'm really sad for Harry he loved her
Nadine broke the bell hahaha
Haha the weasel getting free at the show
Billy Zane holding Audrey, "No, I came for you" then kissing her, wow, yeah... that's perfect
If you bring a hammer, you better bring some nails
What do you think Mike whispered in Bobby's ear when he said, "Do you have any idea what sexual maturity and superhuman strength can result in?"
Andy crying listening to that dude talk about his dead murdered friend
Andy and Lucy talking to each other like they love each other or like at least
I love Donna's dad
Whoo is Eileen? Oh Donna mom
Ben Horne got hot kinda
Fellas we have to find out what this has to do with that
What why is Windom Earle looking good here?
You vixen you! - that old man mayor
Donna and Cooper dated in real life I saw it on pinterest
You're in danger, we all are
Windom Earle is so scary
Jack had to leave I'd be so heartbroken if I was Audrey
Ahh just thinking about Annie Blackburn
NOT MAJOR BRIGGS!!!!
"I spend most of the time thinking about you" - Cooper
"What we observe is not nature itself but nature exposed to our method of questioning"
the dripping plates super foreboding
I love you, do you have to leave
The shaking right hand?
I love Major Briggs a lot
I want Cooper to take me dancing
Whoa the giant telling Cooper not to get lucky with the sister
Pete is a king, I wanna go fishing with Pete
Oh great Bob's back
That episode was scary
I really like Nadine now, showing her wrestling pics during the therapy session
She broke poor Mike's knuckles
Major Briggs is my hero
"A shooting star takes place at a point in time over a continuum of place" maybe I didn't get it right but I liked it
Hahahaha Andrew shooting the box
No idea where the key goes to or who Andrew is honestly
So Donna is Horne's biological daughter?
Was it love? What happened
Intensification, concentration
massive change, good or bad
Cooper shouting, "LET'S GO!"
I have no clue how old anyone is supposed to be honestly and I miss Bobby where is he ok good there he is
The log has a message for him wait wtf
Lucy is killing it damn
Harry is so handsome and good voice
Audrey was down for Cooper then she fell in love with James or whatever his name is so soon and I'm happy for her and everyone that happens to
Norma's sister looks so pretty on stage
Did her and Coop ****? I forget
Awww Andy as the chosen father
Oh no Annie won
They should have warned the girls beforehand
This looks crazy I hope I'm not epileptic
Ohhh fuck
Log mom was Windom Earle in disguise
LAST EPISODE
"This oil is an opening to a gateway"
Ronette looks very different I don't think that's the same actress
Annie praying as Windom Earle leads her to the sacrificial site in the wood
She looks like a doll, scary
Aw Mike really loves Nadine
Uh Oh :( she's back
Oh my god did the doc just kill Ben Horne???
Holy Shit the woods turning into the red curtains is soo scary and cool
I would not want to go here like imagine accidentally stumbling upon this on a walk and going to the red place
NO! Is Audrey okay!
Bobby <3
Why is Shelley still wearing Leo's ring?
Wait and why is Windom Earle doing all this again? Like what's his goal
Bob killing Windom........
Um
.........................what the fuck
........
and now what


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